If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I have grass duct taped all over my body
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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