Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am spending my child support on dildos
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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