i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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