we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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