we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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