We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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