Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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