she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The air was thick with penises
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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