she looked like the bat from fern gully.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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