Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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