I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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