I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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