Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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