No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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