4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
You really coming over, don't trick.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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