For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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