You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
