Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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