Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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