You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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