Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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