Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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