i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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