it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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