Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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