it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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