once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize
