I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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