You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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