Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
