do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I got inside last night via doggy door
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