Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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