I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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