I'm eating all of the evidence.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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