Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Randomize
