My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
