the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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