I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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