I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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