i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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