Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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