These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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