Having a random hookup so left but love u
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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