my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Randomize
