Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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