playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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