okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
