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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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