Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Randomize