How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
