Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think I died a long time ago.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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