I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I love having hate sex.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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