Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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