my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Im part way to drunk.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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